Impaled Over Five Dollars

Fox News – Man Trying to Sneak Into Concert Venue Impaled on Fence

The man had a concert ticket, but officials said the group may have jumped the fence to avoid the fair’s $5 entry fee. His friends jumped the fence safely.

I don’t climb over fences – probably because I figure it’s easier to find a gate, door or someone to help me if I’m supposed to be on the other side. I’m also not going to try to break into a county fair to miss out on a $5.00 entry fee if I’ve already got a ticket.

But that’s just me .