Parrothead Jeff

ThinkGeek :: Sonic Bomb Alarm Clock with Bed Shaker

The Sonic Bomb Clock has an adjustable volume alarm with a maximum loudness of 113 decibels (just for reference, a jackhammer is about 100 decibels!) And the bed shaker does just that. Slip it under your mattress and your ears will bleed and your bed will shake, and there is no way you will oversleep.

My roommate still swears it takes a crow bar and a crate of dynamite to get me out of bed some mornings and that I could sleep through a nuclear detonation at close proximity. She might be right, but I don’t think I’m really all that bad . I have slept through one of those alarm clocks with the bells on top which really worried me - what would do the trick reliably?

I think the Sonic Bomb would probably wake me up any day, but the problem is that I live in an apartment and it would likely wake the neighbors, my roommate, and the dead as well ! They say the volume is adjustable, so I might just have to get one of these …