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When Laundry Fights Back

January 29th, 2008 · No Comments

OK, the part about the rifle will come in a later post, but this part is getting to me. I finally dug out my .22 rifle and figured out how to clean the action :thumb: !
What I didn’t know was that the Break Free CLP spray cleaner that was soaked into a [...]

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Tags: Activities · Admin Notes · General BS · General Stupidity · Personal

I SWEAR I DIDN’T KNOW HOW FAST I WAS GOING!!!

January 23rd, 2008 · 2 Comments

Yeah, I knew that won’t hold water with a Nevada Highway Patrolman who lit me up on my way to work this morning, but it’s true.
Yes, I was pulled over this morning and issued a citation for piloting my Cavalier faster than the posted speed limit. Unfortunately for me, a broken speedometer doesn’t mean [...]

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Tags: General Stupidity · Law Enforcement · Personal · Plans

Better Than Yesterday!

January 15th, 2008 · No Comments

Yep, today’s going much better than yesterday !
I’m at work today (on my lunch break right now) and functional without pharmaceuticals . True, I can think of places I would rather be than at work, but there’s this whole bills thing I have to be concerned about. There’s rent to be [...]

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Tags: General BS · General Stupidity · Humor · Law Enforcement · Life

Al Gore’s Nobel “Peace” Prize - How Is “An Inconvenient Truth” Related To Peace???

October 29th, 2007 · No Comments

Stop The ACLU » Blog Archive » Al Gore’s Nobel Peace Prize First Ever Given That Has Nothing To Do With Peace
Al Gore and the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change have been awarded the prestigious Nobel Peace Prize for 2007. According to the Nobel Foundation, the award was given “for their efforts to build up [...]

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Tags: General BS · General Stupidity · Insanity · Media · Politics · Science · USA · Weather

FOXNews.com - Children and Bikes: $200 Million National Health Crisis, Researchers Say - Health News | Current Health News | Medical News

October 28th, 2007 · No Comments

FOXNews.com - Children and Bikes: $200 Million National Health Crisis, Researchers Say - Health News | Current Health News | Medical News
Bicycle-related injuries among children and adolescents in the U.S. are a significant public health concern, costing nearly $200 million in annual in-patient hospital charges, according to a new study published in the October issue [...]

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Tags: Complete BS · General Stupidity · Insanity · USA

Halloween Decorations “Culturally Insensitive”

October 17th, 2007 · No Comments

FOXNews.com - Georgia Couple Defends Decision to Hang Dummies With Nooses on Halloween - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News
“People were calling saying their children were disturbed by what they were seeing,” Gray said. “Halloween is not hanging. Hanging is not Halloween.”
The Troup County chapter of the National Association for [...]

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Tags: Complete BS · General Stupidity · Insanity · Politics

Drugs and Guns Found at California Day Care Center

September 28th, 2007 · 1 Comment

FOXNews.com - California Police Find Guns, Cocaine Among Toys at Los Angeles Day-Care Center - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News
The haul included 14 kilograms of cocaine, 50 pounds of marijuana, several guns and $300,000 cash, police Lt. Paul Vernon said. He said the woman’s drug operation catered to Skid [...]

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Tags: Complete BS · General Stupidity · Insanity · Law Enforcement · USA

FUBAR’d - Michael Vick Shows How To Tank an NFL Career

September 27th, 2007 · No Comments

FOXNews.com - Michael Vick Tests Positive for Marijuana - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News
RICHMOND, Va. — A federal judge placed tighter restrictions on Michael Vick on Wednesday after the Atlanta Falcons quarterback tested positive for marijuana.
First it was the dogfighting and gambling which was bad - very [...]

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Tags: Celebrity Stupidity · General Stupidity

No, They Weren’t FORCED to Open a Whorehouse

September 17th, 2007 · No Comments

WCBSTV.com - wcbstv.com - Housing Market Slump Forces Couple To Open Brothel
(CBS) NEW ROCHELLE The downturn in the housing market appears to have driven two Westchester homeowners to desperate and illegal measures.
New Rochelle Police raided a 3-bedroom home on North Avenue Friday night after undercover officers responded to a Craig’s List posting offering dominatrix services [...]

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Tags: Complete BS · General Stupidity · Media · Politics · USA

Hospital Chaplain Fired For Praying “In Jesus’ Name”

September 16th, 2007 · No Comments

Stop the ACLU - Chaplain’s firing inspires churches to rally
He said the issue first arose several years ago when he was asked to pray over the opening of a new hospital unit. He was told he would not be allowed to include “in Jesus’ name.”
He objected, and was ordered to take a diversity course, which [...]

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Tags: Censorship · Complete BS · General Stupidity · Government BS · Insanity · Politics · Religion · USA

Impaled Over Five Dollars

September 14th, 2007 · No Comments

Fox News - Man Trying to Sneak Into Concert Venue Impaled on Fence
The man had a concert ticket, but officials said the group may have jumped the fence to avoid the fair’s $5 entry fee. His friends jumped the fence safely.
I don’t climb over fences - probably because I figure it’s easier to find a [...]

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Tags: Concerts · General Stupidity · Humor

Why You Hire Qualified Mechanics to Work On Your Plane

September 7th, 2007 · No Comments

.:: Aero-News Network: The Aviation and Aerospace World’s Daily/Real-Time News and Information Service ::.
A woman taking her first — and probably last — airplane ride bailed out of a 1959 Piper PA-22 Tri-Pacer as it rolled down the runway engulfed in smoke. Sadly, it wasn’t the first time that particular aircraft had rolled down that [...]

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Tags: Aviation Stuff · General Stupidity

Dude, Put Down the Phone AND the Meth!

September 7th, 2007 · No Comments

FOXNews.com - Mississippi Man Mistakenly Calls 911, leads Cops to His Meth Lab - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News
Curtiss Randall Coleman was trying to get the number for Biloxi’s WLOX-TV on Wednesday just before the 6 p.m. newscast, investigators said. He misdialed when trying to reach directory information and [...]

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Tags: General Stupidity · Humor · USA

Stupid Students Arrested After Announcing “POT FOR SALE!”

September 6th, 2007 · 1 Comment

FOXNews.com - Students Arrested After Announcing Drug Sales Out Dorm Room Window - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News
BOSTON — Announcing the sale of pot out of a dorm room window is probably not a good idea when two police officers are within hearing range.
I know that many [...]

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Tags: General Stupidity · Humor · USA