So, why am I posting a video made by a guy who goes by the screen name “Captain Crash” that deals with motorcycle safety?  Because the guy has some pretty good info and delivers with some great humor

This video goes for cars just as much as motorcycles   When it comes down to it, I think there’s one big thing that affects safe riding more than just about anything else.  It’s judgement.  Sure, there’s quite a bit of Red Rock Canyon I could run at 70 MPH while having serious fun, but it just ain’t worth it.  Leaning way over in a corner is great, but what if there’s something bad in the roadway?  You know – Something like sand, diesel, or a burro   If you’re in a car and you have to brake in a turn, you can usually do it without too much drama.  On a bike, you can’t brake too hard in a corner or you have a high probability of  crashing.  You can straighten up and hit the brakes, but how far can you go before you’re off the road?  Remember – what might be a fender bender and minor insurance claim in a car is probably a broken bone and possibly surgery on a bike!

I think my favorite line from the French voice was, “You’re the fallen souffle of manliness!!!” and that had me just about in tears I was laughing so hard Big thanks go out to Captain Crash for a great video

Have fun and stay safe out there on the roads everyone   And please remember to watch for motorcycles while you’re at it

Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Directions:
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, Check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quaility……… Pour one level cup and …………. drink………

Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one peastoon of sugar…….. beat again……… At this point it’s best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok………………… try another cup just incase………

Turn off the mixerer thingy!

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit!!!

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor……….

Mix on the turner!!!

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuerbo to check for tonsisticity

Next sift 2 cups of salt ……………. or something………. Who geeves a Sheet……… Check the cuervo again, now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts!!

Add One Table

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefinx, whatever you can find

Greash the oven

turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall Over

Don’t forget to beat off the turner……….

Finally, throw the bowl thru the window, finish the cose juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher

CHERRY MISTMAS!!!!!!!

Now, I like tequila as much as the next guy, but please try to do better than I have on some occasions and drink responsibly

While flame throwers don’t have any pesky federal regulations and are relatively inexpensive, I surely wouldn’t mind receiving an F-22 Raptor or F-117 Nighthawk this Christmas   Oh sure, you could get me an SU-27 Flanker, F-5 Tiger, or a T-38 Talon and I’d be seriously thrilled   There’s something the Raptor and Nighthawk have that nothing else operational right now does that would be the icing on my jet cake – stealth!  No, I don’t want to bomb anyone or shoot anything down (OK, I do – but just inanimate targets in the desert ) – that’s not what I want the low observable capability of these jets for.  I just don’t want to show up on radar screens is all.  After all, who’d know if I accidentally overflew something if they couldn’t see me?  And I’d have plausible dependability in the F-22 if a sonic boom just happened to shake things up somewhere, right?  Come on, people!  You know I should have something like this to play with to help keep me out of trouble

Now this has GOT to be the best ad on Craigslist ever

I just found this via Chuck Z and I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to post it here   Do make sure to click on the image for full size   You can also click here for the ad on Craigslist as long as it’s still up

I think the Marines have the right idea about combining guns and video games   To tell the truth, I’ve been spoiled really. After doing the real thing, video games never measure up for me. Flight simulators, racing games, and gambling all have lost their appeal. With flying and driving, it’s a whole different world when there’s no reset button. When you “lose” money on the computer, you don’t really lose a thing. I’ve gotta tell ya, that reset button is nowhere to be found in your wallet   If you like video games, more power to you.  If not, get out and enjoy some recoil, gun smoke, and G-forces   Just be careful out there at the range, in the desert, and on the roads – your mistakes in the real world can affect others too

Hat tip to Theo Spark from whom I shamelessly stole this clip